Pun Intended …

Posted: 5 August, 2008 in Babbles & Rants

Another "list" that cheered me up ….

A Good Pun is its Own Reword

from Ian's Messy Desk by Ian McKenzie

1. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

2. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before.

3. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

4. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

5. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

6. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

7. Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

8. When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

9. What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, It’s a dead giveaway!)

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A backward poet writes inverse.

12. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

13. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

14. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

15. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

16. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

17. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

19. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

20. Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

21. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

22. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

23. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

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